One of my favorite things to do is come up with ways to kill off my friends’ husbands. I’ve gotten pretty good at it. Friend’s
Tag: my bad
My bad! Children’s books.
Check out Go the Fuck to Sleep and some other fun books you can’t live without. When I was little, I was far too advanced
I secretly have no patience for old people.
Tuck your tits into your belt and let’s go play Bingo. I secretly have no patience for old people. I keep it to myself mostly,