I woke up with a jolt thinking we’d had an earthquake. But it turns out my cat Spotticus of NapaKin was just being an asshole.
My headboard is about two foot higher than my mattress.
Somehow he figured out if he cannonballs off the headboard, hits the mattress and bounces off it like a trampoline into the shelf, it WILL WAKE ME UP.
And after the 5th assault, I will be forced to let him out because he.won’t.stop.doing.it.
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