It’s a goddamned door, cat.

Loki is over 3-years-old. He’s a cat. 

He’s never been injured in a freak door accident, yet he lurks at the doorway like he’s going to be a victim again.

I’ve lost something like 1,095 minutes of my life standing at the door waiting for him to look at all the angles and think about all the possibilities before he decides to go in or out.

He either:

A. Still doesn’t understand how doors work, or

B. Was reincarnated from a cat that was repeatedly slammed in a door, or

C. Is just being a snob and expects me to take the door off the hinges before he’ll step over the threshold in a normal fashion.


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