One of my favorite things to do is come up with ways to kill off my friends’ husbands. I’ve gotten pretty good at it.
Friend’s Husband: I am a little concerned now. In the matter of a few minutes, Gina is trying to turn my wife into a shopaholic and I’m dead. Lol very awkward.
Friend: Oddly, I don’t see an issue with any of this conversation. On a completely unrelated note, Larry, is your life insurance paid up?
Me: I do that to a lot of wives
Friend: It’s good to have hobbies!
Me: I enjoy this one immensely. I kill off a lot of other peoples’ husbands in my head. If I could make money from that…
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