You know, the cats never do this to me.

Scottie: Why does Monkey smell like meat?

Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about, doggo.

Scottie: YOU GAVE HER MEAT IN THE KITCHEN, didn’t you?!

Me: She’s nicer to me than you are.

Scottie: She’s a kiss ass.

Me: You know, the cats never do this to me.

Scottie: No. They just wake you up at 3 am by bouncing off your face.

Me: Touché.

*** File this under:
#FamilyDrama
#FridayNightFights
#Single


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