Scottie: Why does Monkey smell like meat?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about, doggo.
Scottie: YOU GAVE HER MEAT IN THE KITCHEN, didn’t you?!
Me: She’s nicer to me than you are.
Scottie: She’s a kiss ass.
Me: You know, the cats never do this to me.
Scottie: No. They just wake you up at 3 am by bouncing off your face.
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