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Momster Gina Ritter is a writer and stand-up comic for the Bay Area, Sacramento, Pacific Northwest, and beyond. Snarky, smart, and comfortable on any stage, she's a solid hit with men, women and felons alike.

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Category: Bodies Are Weird

June 3, 2018June 3, 2018 ginaritter

42: passing a milestone in aging and boobery. 

Age Spots, Bodies Are Weird, I Do Things Sometimes

I turned 42 in April and immediately passed a milestone in aging and boobery.  42 is when I started stuffing things into my bra to

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May 16, 2018 ginaritter

Your head looks like a horse’s ass.

Bodies Are Weird

In the 40s, probably… Woman 1: Look at this new hairstyle I made up. Woman 2: Your head looks like a horse’s ass. Woman 1:

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May 3, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

Rant: Paper bellies and saggy balls.

Bodies Are Weird, Man Hate, Sex with Other People

A man was talking openly and negatively to anyone around us about women who wear shirts to hide their bellies while they have sex. Bellies

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April 20, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

4 times the peni, 4 times the fun.

Bodies Are Weird, Kids Kill You Slowly

The most ironic and possibly tragic thing about my not trusting penis and the men attached to them is that my kids are all boys.

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.

Age Spots, Bodies Are Weird

On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented

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