I turned 42 in April and immediately passed a milestone in aging and boobery. 42 is when I started stuffing things into my bra to
Category: Bodies Are Weird
Your head looks like a horse’s ass.
In the 40s, probably… Woman 1: Look at this new hairstyle I made up. Woman 2: Your head looks like a horse’s ass. Woman 1:
Rant: Paper bellies and saggy balls.
A man was talking openly and negatively to anyone around us about women who wear shirts to hide their bellies while they have sex. Bellies
4 times the peni, 4 times the fun.
The most ironic and possibly tragic thing about my not trusting penis and the men attached to them is that my kids are all boys.
Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.
On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented