To help save money I’ve stopped wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Alright Facebookers, this is getting ridiculous. Thanks to Facebook we can’t ever pretend
Category: Age Spots
I secretly have no patience for old people.
Tuck your tits into your belt and let’s go play Bingo. I secretly have no patience for old people. I keep it to myself mostly,
When I’m 80, I’ll finally get away with things.
After watching my parents getting old, I’ve realized this life of being a lazy writer and comic is really going to save my back and
Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.
On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented
My birthday is going to be in one month. I’m going to be older.
I had a bit of a crisis when I turned 35. It started a month before where I journaled a 35th birthday countdown of sorts