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Momster Gina Ritter is a writer and stand-up comic for the Bay Area, Sacramento, Pacific Northwest, and beyond. Snarky, smart, and comfortable on any stage, she's a solid hit with men, women and felons alike.

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Category: Age Spots

June 3, 2018June 3, 2018 ginaritter

42: passing a milestone in aging and boobery. 

Age Spots, Bodies Are Weird, I Do Things Sometimes

I turned 42 in April and immediately passed a milestone in aging and boobery.  42 is when I started stuffing things into my bra to

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May 3, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

I love to (pretend I want to) go dancing.

Age Spots, Popped Culture

George: “It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music” (Seinfeld) I wish I could dance like a white girl because that would be

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April 29, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

Brené Brown: You can’t live the rest of your life worried about what other people think. You were born worthy of love and belonging.

Age Spots

”I think midlife is when the universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in your ear: I’m not screwing

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April 19, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

I’m declaring martial law on Facebook birthdays.

Age Spots, I Love Humans But Hate People

To help save money I’ve stopped wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Alright Facebookers, this is getting ridiculous. Thanks to Facebook we can’t ever pretend

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April 12, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

I secretly have no patience for old people.

Age Spots, I Love Humans But Hate People

Tuck your tits into your belt and let’s go play Bingo. I secretly have no patience for old people. I keep it to myself mostly,

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

When I’m 80, I’ll finally get away with things.

Age Spots, I Love Humans But Hate People

After watching my parents getting old, I’ve realized this life of being a lazy writer and comic is really going to save my back and

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.

Age Spots, Bodies Are Weird

On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

My birthday is going to be in one month. I’m going to be older.

Age Spots

I had a bit of a crisis when I turned 35. It started a month before where I journaled a 35th birthday countdown of sorts

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