Check out Go the Fuck to Sleep and some other fun books you can’t live without. When I was little, I was far too advanced
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Rant: Paper bellies and saggy balls.
A man was talking openly and negatively to anyone around us about women who wear shirts to hide their bellies while they have sex. Bellies
I love to (pretend I want to) go dancing.
George: “It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music” (Seinfeld) I wish I could dance like a white girl because that would be
Brené Brown: You can’t live the rest of your life worried about what other people think. You were born worthy of love and belonging.
”I think midlife is when the universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in your ear: I’m not screwing
Rant: Don’t call me stupid on my own Facebook wall.
How about on my Facebook page you don’t get to tell me I’ve posted something that’s ridiculously stupid. You don’t get to say that it’s
Less ambitious movies.
The Twitter meme for ‘Less Ambitious Movies’ had me pretty ambitious around 2 am one night. See if you can figure out the original titles.
We fell in love in a hopeless place.
We fell in love in a hopeless place: The checkout line at Wal-Mart. We fell in love in a hopeless place: My Netflix queue. We
He whistled at me with his stupid phone.
(It’s fun to look back on some old writing. This was written in 2005, when not everyone and their dead hamster had iPhones yet.) This
Knit one, hurl two.
Buy this! (This piece was inspired by one called Nutty Knitters that I posted here on Medium) As a sixteen-year-old, my best friend’s mother sent
4 times the peni, 4 times the fun.
The most ironic and possibly tragic thing about my not trusting penis and the men attached to them is that my kids are all boys.