The most ironic and possibly tragic thing about my not trusting penis and the men attached to them is that my kids are all boys.
Author: ginaritter
I have penny of problems.
I am wracked with guilt and shame over a penny these days. When I stop at the deli some mornings, I pay $1.49 for a
I’m declaring martial law on Facebook birthdays.
To help save money I’ve stopped wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Alright Facebookers, this is getting ridiculous. Thanks to Facebook we can’t ever pretend
I secretly have no patience for old people.
Tuck your tits into your belt and let’s go play Bingo. I secretly have no patience for old people. I keep it to myself mostly,
When I’m 80, I’ll finally get away with things.
After watching my parents getting old, I’ve realized this life of being a lazy writer and comic is really going to save my back and
Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.
On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented
My birthday is going to be in one month. I’m going to be older.
I had a bit of a crisis when I turned 35. It started a month before where I journaled a 35th birthday countdown of sorts