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Momster Gina Ritter is a writer and stand-up comic for the Bay Area, Sacramento, Pacific Northwest, and beyond. Snarky, smart, and comfortable on any stage, she's a solid hit with men, women and felons alike.

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May 18, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

Which wine goes best with existential dread?

My Brain No Work Good

Sometimes I talk to social media in a vacuum filled with crickets, but this time I got a few responses. Me: Which wine goes best with

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May 3, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

I love to (pretend I want to) go dancing.

Age Spots, Popped Culture

George: “It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music” (Seinfeld) I wish I could dance like a white girl because that would be

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April 23, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

Knit one, hurl two.

Barely Domesticated, People Do Things, Popped Culture

Buy this! (This piece was inspired by one called Nutty Knitters that I posted here on Medium) As a sixteen-year-old, my best friend’s mother sent

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April 20, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

I have penny of problems.

Money Malarkey

I am wracked with guilt and shame over a penny these days. When I stop at the deli some mornings, I pay $1.49 for a

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.

Age Spots, Bodies Are Weird

On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented

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April 12, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

My birthday is going to be in one month. I’m going to be older.

Age Spots

I had a bit of a crisis when I turned 35. It started a month before where I journaled a 35th birthday countdown of sorts

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