Sometimes I talk to social media in a vacuum filled with crickets, but this time I got a few responses. Me: Which wine goes best with
Tag: neurotic
I love to (pretend I want to) go dancing.
George: “It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music” (Seinfeld) I wish I could dance like a white girl because that would be
Knit one, hurl two.
Buy this! (This piece was inspired by one called Nutty Knitters that I posted here on Medium) As a sixteen-year-old, my best friend’s mother sent
I have penny of problems.
I am wracked with guilt and shame over a penny these days. When I stop at the deli some mornings, I pay $1.49 for a
Like a tree, you can count my vaginal rings and tell how old I am.
On April 23, 2013 I turned 37 years old. Apparently I have a meltdown every couple of years over my age since the last documented
My birthday is going to be in one month. I’m going to be older.
I had a bit of a crisis when I turned 35. It started a month before where I journaled a 35th birthday countdown of sorts