One of my favorite things to do is come up with ways to kill off my friends’ husbands. I’ve gotten pretty good at it. Friend’s
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Say hi to my namesake goat.
I have lobbied for quite a while to get my friend to name one of her animals on their urban farm in Washington after me.
I’m declaring martial law on Facebook birthdays.
To help save money I’ve stopped wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook. Alright Facebookers, this is getting ridiculous. Thanks to Facebook we can’t ever pretend
When I’m 80, I’ll finally get away with things.
After watching my parents getting old, I’ve realized this life of being a lazy writer and comic is really going to save my back and