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Momster Gina Ritter is a writer and stand-up comic for the Bay Area, Sacramento, Pacific Northwest, and beyond. Snarky, smart, and comfortable on any stage, she's a solid hit with men, women and felons alike.

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June 18, 2018 ginaritter

Go to the bar for dating tips. Drunk guys seem to know a lot about love.

Hopelessly Jaded

I need to implant a microphone in my heart because I think it’s trying to say something to me. Like maybe it’s trying to say, let

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June 18, 2018June 18, 2018 ginaritter

I wanna love something…anything…like Michael Jackson loved his monkey.

Hopelessly Jaded

I have kids and I can handle boo-boos and potty training and questions about sex and masturbating, grades, friends, hygiene, and early girlfriends. But what

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June 1, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

2 black cat crossing myths that are hilarious bullshit.

Creatures Other Than Human

Myth #1 We’ve all heard of the black cat crossing your path thing, but this one takes the cake on black cat myths. There’s an

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May 15, 2018July 25, 2018 ginaritter

Dating tip: how to break-up with a divorced guy in 4 steps.

Some Call This Dating

Dating tip: how to break-up with a divorced guy in 4 steps. I’ve never done this, but I know for sure it has worked. Take him

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May 3, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

Rant: Paper bellies and saggy balls.

Bodies Are Weird, Man Hate, Sex with Other People

A man was talking openly and negatively to anyone around us about women who wear shirts to hide their bellies while they have sex. Bellies

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April 28, 2018May 3, 2018 ginaritter

We fell in love in a hopeless place.

Hopelessly Jaded, Popped Culture

We fell in love in a hopeless place: The checkout line at Wal-Mart. We fell in love in a hopeless place: My Netflix queue. We

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April 28, 2018May 21, 2018 ginaritter

He whistled at me with his stupid phone.

I Love Humans But Hate People, Man Hate, People Do Things, Popped Culture

(It’s fun to look back on some old writing. This was written in 2005, when not everyone and their dead hamster had iPhones yet.) This

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