I’m declaring martial law on Facebook birthdays.

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To help save money I’ve stopped wishing people Happy Birthday on Facebook.

Alright Facebookers, this is getting ridiculous. Thanks to Facebook we can’t ever pretend to forget birthdays again, so something else needs to happen to change things up. I don’t like competing with 300 of your closest friends on your FB wall for your birthday, so I’m postponing your birthday until it works for me.

Generally, I hate the Facebook wall birthday well-wishing thing anyway because I feel guilty if I don’t put something unique for each person that day, so screw that. I’m either boycotting birthdays or I’ll be sending everyone cool things like naked pictures so they’ll never be upset if I don’t post Happy Birthday wishes on their wall again.

Thug life.


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