Check out Go the Fuck to Sleep and some other fun books you can’t live without. When I was little, I was far too advanced
George: “It’s more like a full-body dry heave set to music” (Seinfeld) I wish I could dance like a white girl because that would be
The Twitter meme for ‘Less Ambitious Movies’ had me pretty ambitious around 2 am one night. See if you can figure out the original titles.
We fell in love in a hopeless place: The checkout line at Wal-Mart. We fell in love in a hopeless place: My Netflix queue. We
(It’s fun to look back on some old writing. This was written in 2005, when not everyone and their dead hamster had iPhones yet.) This
Buy this! (This piece was inspired by one called Nutty Knitters that I posted here on Medium) As a sixteen-year-old, my best friend’s mother sent