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Momster Gina Ritter is a writer and stand-up comic for the Bay Area, Sacramento, Pacific Northwest, and beyond. Snarky, smart, and comfortable on any stage, she's a solid hit with men, women and felons alike.

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Category: Creatures Other Than Human

June 9, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

That time our cat disowned us.

Creatures Other Than Human

A nice neighbor stopped by once. I learned that we are sharing custody of my oldest cat, Sir Spotticus of NapaKin, apparently. He’d go over

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June 9, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

Cats are the same as kids.

Creatures Other Than Human, Kids Kill You Slowly

Cats are the same as kids. They’re adorable as babies, but eventually, they destroy our lives and make a mess. Sometimes they let us hug

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June 1, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

2 black cat crossing myths that are hilarious bullshit.

Creatures Other Than Human

Myth #1 We’ve all heard of the black cat crossing your path thing, but this one takes the cake on black cat myths. There’s an

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June 1, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

We’re all duped by the Forest Gump kitten variable.

Creatures Other Than Human

We’ve all been duped. Evolution has made sure the cat maintains its rule over humans. Why? Because this is what we fall for and fall

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May 16, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

You know, doggo, the cats never do this to me.

Creatures Other Than Human

Scottie: Why does Monkey smell like meat? Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about, doggo. Scottie: YOU GAVE HER MEAT IN THE KITCHEN, didn’t

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May 13, 2018May 13, 2018 ginaritter

Say hi to my namesake goat.

Creatures Other Than Human

I have lobbied for quite a while to get my friend to name one of her animals on their urban farm in Washington after me.

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May 12, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

It’s a goddamned door, cat.

Creatures Other Than Human

Loki is over 3-years-old. He’s a cat.  He’s never been injured in a freak door accident, yet he lurks at the doorway like he’s going to

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May 3, 2018June 17, 2018 ginaritter

Asshole cat, midnight trampoline.

Creatures Other Than Human

via GIPHY I woke up with a jolt thinking we’d had an earthquake. But it turns out my cat Spotticus of NapaKin was just being

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